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Lie-Clocks

Postby Flanders » July 20th, 2009, 1:43 pm

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'

'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
life.'

'Where's Barrack Obama's clock?' asked the man.

'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office.

He's using it as a ceiling fan.

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Re: Lie-Clocks

Postby Jumptrout51 » July 20th, 2009, 7:28 pm

Hehehehehehehe!!!
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Re: Lie-Clocks

Postby Chill-N-Grill » July 20th, 2009, 8:29 pm

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Re: Lie-Clocks

Postby whitebc » July 21st, 2009, 8:09 am

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Lie-Clocks

Postby cmccord » July 21st, 2009, 9:53 am

:smt005 :smt005
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Re: Lie-Clocks

Postby galantnole » July 21st, 2009, 2:28 pm

reading this on the blackberry during a meeting was a bad idea...



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Re: Lie-Clocks

Postby DixieReb » July 21st, 2009, 3:41 pm

:-D :-D No, you didn't! :smt011
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Re: Lie-Clocks

Postby bull68dawg » July 21st, 2009, 4:28 pm

:thumbdown: :thumbdown: :smt011 :smt011 The same joke was told a couple years ago and George Bush was the punchline..
"How do you like them apples"


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Re: Lie-Clocks

Postby Barhopr » July 21st, 2009, 4:38 pm

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Re: Lie-Clocks

Postby bull68dawg » July 21st, 2009, 7:20 pm

Right back at you Barhopr. ;-)
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Re: Lie-Clocks

Postby Jumptrout51 » July 21st, 2009, 8:50 pm

Gotten you stimulus check yet Bull68?
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Re: Lie-Clocks

Postby Reel Cowboy » July 21st, 2009, 9:41 pm

Jumptrout51 wrote:Gotten you stimulus check yet Bull68?


Probably.
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Re: Lie-Clocks

Postby Barhopr » July 21st, 2009, 10:13 pm

Looks like I may have to call my buddy Wayne

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Re: Lie-Clocks

Postby MudDucker » July 22nd, 2009, 5:18 am

bull68dawg wrote::thumbdown: :thumbdown: :smt011 :smt011 The same joke was told a couple years ago and George Bush was the punchline..


No, never George Bush, but it was originated on Clinton's watch and I'm surprised to see Obama can get one to go faster than even the residual from Clinton's lies. :smt005
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Re: Lie-Clocks

Postby Reel Cowboy » July 22nd, 2009, 7:53 am

Barhopr wrote:Looks like I may have to call my buddy Wayne

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