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Lie-Clocks

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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'

'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
life.'

'Where's Barrack Obama's clock?' asked the man.

'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office.

He's using it as a ceiling fan.

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Hehehehehehehe!!!
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:lol: :lol:
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:smt005 :smt005
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reading this on the blackberry during a meeting was a bad idea...



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:-D :-D No, you didn't! :smt011
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:thumbdown: :thumbdown: :smt011 :smt011 The same joke was told a couple years ago and George Bush was the punchline..
"How do you like them apples"


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troll
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Right back at you Barhopr. ;-)
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Gotten you stimulus check yet Bull68?
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Jumptrout51 wrote:Gotten you stimulus check yet Bull68?
Probably.
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Looks like I may have to call my buddy Wayne

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bull68dawg wrote::thumbdown: :thumbdown: :smt011 :smt011 The same joke was told a couple years ago and George Bush was the punchline..
No, never George Bush, but it was originated on Clinton's watch and I'm surprised to see Obama can get one to go faster than even the residual from Clinton's lies. :smt005
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Barhopr wrote:Looks like I may have to call my buddy Wayne

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