A unique website dedicated to fishing information from Florida's Northern Big Bend. This includes the area from the Econfina River west to the Apalachicola River
DuctTapeKing wrote:I read this site just about every single day. I usually only post when I have some good information to give. But I must say yall keep me entertained!!!!! Remember If ya don't have the right parts there is always Duct Tape!!!! Also could ya feel it this morning...... Fall is comming.
/\What he said/\ I especially like the tackle box being hid from you JT....hahhaha
Don't feel so bad DD, the wife went to lunch in Apalach yesterday and 2 of the waitreses and one of the cooks was Realtors just 3 months ago
You got to much talent ta stay outta work long
DD, Long time no hear no see. Believe it or not I was thinking about you the other day. Wondering if you had moved away. Just what have you been up to.
If we were all crazy, Wouldn't that make us all normal.
Nuttin. Just stayin out of the kitchen (been to hot). All my trips on the water this summer have been to the sand bar. Now I'm looking for new employment (should rephrase: have found employment, but looking for the right employment).
You only need two items in your tool box...duct tape and wd40. If it moves and it is not supposed to...put duct tape on it. If it don't move and it is supposed to, put WD40 on it.
DANG
See, I just some of it on me. That's why I try to stay clear cause I am inclined to throw some around too.
Anyway, sorry JT, I'm sure you're a fine fishermen.
Maybe even the fishes favorite.
Its' beginning to work. We're only about 1070 short. Keep it going.
Hey,Lit,you are in the the upper IQ.Give us more of your remarks. We can all be entertainers.
# 418 checking in. Lately I ahve been working and busier than:
1. a one-armed paperhanger with a case of the hives.
2. a one-eyed cat watching nine rat holes.
3. a one-legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.
4. a one-toothed man in a corn-on-the-cob eating contest.
5. a mosquito at a nudist colony.
6. a one-armed paper hanger.
7. a cross-eyed air traffic controller.
8. a set of jumper cables at a country funeral.
9. a cat with puppies.
10. a weatherman in a tornado.
11. a desert cobra at a mongoose convention.
12. a termite in a saw mill.
13. a dog scratching fleas.
15. a one-armed trombone player.
16. a rooster in a henhouse.
I am still # 418 'til they revoke my rights, so heres some more reasons why folk don't post:
I have been busier than...
.....Michael Jackson in a day care center
..... Richard Simmons on a fat farm
.... a black L.A. hooker in Hugh Grant's BMW
.... a toilet in Grand Central Station
.... a gopher on a golf course
.... a bar of soap at San Quentin