Borrowed from Rhettley on FS........
When Tim Tebow calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
When Tim Tebow was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he threw a football at the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
On his birthday, Tim Tebow randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Tim Tebow has counted to infinity.... twice.
Tim Tebow can eat five times his body weight in tigers.
Tim Tebow doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Tim Tebow once got Blackjack with one card.
It takes Tim Tebow 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Tim Tebow was once sleeping on his stomach when he got morning wood and struck oil.
Tim Tebow played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Tim Tebow grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
If tapped, a Tim Tebow rush could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Tim Tebow smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
When taking the SAT, write 'Tim Tebow' for every answer. You will score more than 1600.
God wanted to create the world in 10 days, Tim Tebow gave him 6.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Tim Tebow. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Tim Tebow can drink an entire gallon of Simply Orange in thirty-seven seconds.
Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.
Tim Tebow doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
The recent earthquake off the coast of Florida measured 6.0 on the Richter scale, or .024 Tim Tebows.
Tim Tebow invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Tim Tebow, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Tim Tebow has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Life doesn't give Tim Tebow lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants.
Tim Tebow picked up the city of New Orleans with his pinky, and drained it.
Tim Tebow has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Tim Tebow CAN believe it's not butter.
Tim Tebow can eat just one Lay's Potato Chip. Don't tell Tim what he can't do.
Tim Tebow can touch MC Hammer.
Tim Tebow smokes after sex. Not cigarettes, his penis literally smokes.
Tim Tebow once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Tim Tebow saved the manatees. Then he stiff armed them back on the endangered species list so they wouldn’t get cocky.
Tim Tebow caught the road runner, then kicked Wil E. Coyote's for being a wussy.
Tim Tebow always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
Tim Tebow once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Too much Tebow? But he might save the world...
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Too much Tebow? But he might save the world...
GULP! free since 1970.
jsuber wrote:Tim Tebow has agreed to fish with Casey Cook in next years series of Trout Tounaments. Sorry Ty.
I heard from a little bird that Team Seatrout will conflict with 2008 NFL schedule since they both occur on Sundays.
August 2008, after signing with the Miami Dolphins Tim Tebow gives $40 Million to save endangered flowers at the North Pole.
If we were all crazy, Wouldn't that make us all normal.
