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There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me
Elmo toys.

The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for
her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel ...

Chalk wrote:I always find it amusing when you connote yourself as angler...you should prehend this oppourtunity to evince all that dubiety. Best of luck to you and everyone else

...holy moly!!!

He must have one o' them Reader's Digest Word Of The Day calendars

...wow!!! Very nice, thanks for the link

There are two hunting categories, the "spearers" and the "smashers". The "spearers" use their spear-like claw to silently stab soft tissued prey. The "smashers" use their forceful, club-like claw to hit, crack open or pulverize harder bodied prey. It is interesting that the power of the "smashers ...

...finally a tournament that suits Team Answered Prayers

I think we've managed to land everything but the target fish in damned near every tournament this season...

Chalk wrote:

birddog wrote:He's just gonna let me pull it.

What you fellas do on your own time is your own business

roflol

The 1st Affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to
her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke
up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes
outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his ...

I'd like to be but Steve Stinson is out of town that weekend so I am currently sans partner and watercraft

Anyone need/want/mind a NF Rookie to tag along...?

An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying
to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was due to be
hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the
governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he got ...

I use the 7" BassAssassin now. Its just a very soft bait, That being said the softness does give it good bending action in the water. So who knows, a durable bait may not be the way to go. :wink:

...if you're looking for a 'tougher' plastic bait check out the Strike King 3X series. I've found it ...

...check out Lunkercity Fishing Specialties and look for the Fin - S and/or the Whipstick (both available in 7" + sizes)


...or Bass Assassin Lures with a 7" Shad Assassin available (pictures are kinda crappy but the lures are real nice in person)

Jumptrout51 wrote:Tournament fishermen never die on the water.

...they just disappear...

...my pardner (Steve Stinson) and I will be there

Hopefully we'll find more than a mess of sheephead this time

...thank you kindly mj and RJ

I'll look 'reel' close at the spots you mentioned