Public service message to BB and CT

Post by **Jumptrout51** » May 28th, 2007, 7:22 pm

An old prospector walked his broken-down mule into a western town
one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without
a drop of whiskey. He walked up to the first saloon he came to and
tied his mule to the hitch rail.

As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes,
a young cowpoke swaggered out of the saloon with a gun in one hand
and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The cowboy looked at the old man
and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"

The old man looked up at the cowboy and said, "No, I never did dance,
but I always wanted to."

A crowd started gathering when the cowboy said, "Well, you old fool,
you're gonna' dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet.

The old prospector was hopping around and everybody was laughing.

When the cowboy fired his last bullet, he holstered his gun and turned
around to go back into the saloon.

The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun, and pulled both
hammers back.

Suddenly everything got quiet. The crowd watched as the cowboy slowly
turned around and found himself looking down both barrels of the shotgun.

The old man asked, "Did you ever kiss a mule square on the azzhole?"

The cowboy swallowed hard and said, "No....but I've always wanted to."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Don't mess with (us) old farts !

What a mess · Post by **What a mess** » May 28th, 2007, 7:50 pm

But the last time I saw JT he was all puckerd up, the donkey looked like it was about to barf, and no one even had a shotgun!

Post by **Jumptrout51** » May 28th, 2007, 7:53 pm

I knew I should have included you and MD in this public announcement.

What a mess · Post by **What a mess** » May 28th, 2007, 9:36 pm

Great story I just didn't know you had morals.

Post by **BAD BEHAVIOR** » May 28th, 2007, 10:16 pm

Never kissed any mules azz, but I have postulated a few cows. Ill stick with the fish, you stick with the mules, old fart or not.

Post by **snatch-n-reel** » May 28th, 2007, 10:38 pm

Good story JT. Alot of trash talking going on with the tourney five days away. I don't want anything to do with it I start talking and the fish quit biting.

Post by **BAD BEHAVIOR** » May 28th, 2007, 11:02 pm

Its not trash talkin if there is a reason. Would Babe Ruths famous call the shot home run have been so famous had he of just hit a home run?? If I didnt tell ya'll we were going to dominate beforehand, ya'll might just call it luck!!!

Post by **snatch-n-reel** » May 28th, 2007, 11:35 pm

TELL THEM JT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never Call the old man out in the yard!!!!!