Big event July 7

Post by **Jumptrout51** » July 2nd, 2007, 12:35 pm

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!_**

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any
woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if
he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women
are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed
out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think
its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support
for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your
side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity.

God bless Americ

Post by **Barhopr** » July 2nd, 2007, 12:52 pm

God Bless America!

Post by **Dubble Trubble** » July 2nd, 2007, 12:58 pm

I'm IN!!!

Dubble

Post by **snatch-n-reel** » July 2nd, 2007, 1:01 pm

It will be a mad dash from the weigh-in on saturday.

Post by **Barhopr** » July 2nd, 2007, 1:08 pm

snatch-n-reel wrote:It will be a mad dash from the weigh-in on saturday.

Yea,I don't think Wakula county will be the best veiwing station.

Post by **jsuber** » July 2nd, 2007, 2:04 pm

Hey now!

Post by **Sir reel** » July 2nd, 2007, 2:20 pm

sometimes the simplest solutions are the best!

Post by **bman** » July 2nd, 2007, 3:58 pm

Grumpytrout....
You are a true patriot!

Post by **wevans** » July 2nd, 2007, 5:04 pm

Barhopr wrote:
snatch-n-reel wrote:It will be a mad dash from the weigh-in on saturday.
Yea,I don't think Wakula county will be the best veiwing station.

And y'all just keep thinkin that way

leaves more for us

What a mess · Post by **What a mess** » July 2nd, 2007, 5:10 pm

It is hot as heck could we just sit in a picture window?

Post by **Barhopr** » July 2nd, 2007, 5:15 pm

wevans wrote:
Barhopr wrote:
snatch-n-reel wrote:It will be a mad dash from the weigh-in on saturday.
Yea,I don't think Wakula county will be the best veiwing station.
And y'all just keep thinkin that way leaves more for us

I don't think Bainbridge would rank much higher. I was thinking more along the lines of sorority row @ FSU

Post by **mjsigns** » July 2nd, 2007, 5:15 pm

Forget the scallops

Post by **wevans** » July 2nd, 2007, 5:46 pm

Barhopr wrote:
wevans wrote:
Barhopr wrote:
snatch-n-reel wrote:It will be a mad dash from the weigh-in on saturday.
Yea,I don't think Wakula county will be the best veiwing station.
And y'all just keep thinkin that way leaves more for us
I don't think Bainbridge would rank much higher. I was thinking more along the lines of sorority row @ FSU

Most of em are on the beach in Wakulla or Franklin on a Saturday

which is why I have a pair of binocs on the boat

Post by **reel therapy** » July 3rd, 2007, 9:29 pm

Barhopr wrote:
wevans wrote:
Barhopr wrote:
snatch-n-reel wrote:It will be a mad dash from the weigh-in on saturday.
Yea,I don't think Wakula county will be the best veiwing station.
And y'all just keep thinkin that way leaves more for us
I don't think Bainbridge would rank much higher. I was thinking more along the lines of sorority row @ FSU

I wasn't planning to hit my office (at FSU) on Saturday because of the tournament. But I might change my mind, since it's a fairly short drive from JBT.

redfisher2424 · Post by **redfisher2424** » July 3rd, 2007, 10:12 pm

Sweet I can't wait.