A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on
the couch, totally
naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of
perfume filled the room.
'What are you doing?' she asked.
'I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work,' the
daughter-in-law
answered.
'But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.
'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law
explained.
'Love dress? But you're naked!'
'Mike loves me to wear this dress,' she explained.
'It excites him to no
end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he
instantly becomes romantic
and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough
of me.'
The mother-in-law left.
When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on
her best perfume,
dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the
couch waiting for
her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw
her laying there so
provocatively.
'What are you doing?' he asked.
'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.
'Needs ironing,' he said. 'What's for dinner?
HE NEVER HEARD THE SHOT......
