Chief, Where did the White Man Go Wrong?

[jsuber]

Indian Chief, "Two Eagles," was asked by a white government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, an d the damage he's done."

The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. "When white man find land, Indians running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, Clean Water; women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled. "Only white man dumb enough to think he can improve system like that."

[birddog]

Old, old, old.

[Mook!]

old though it may be, that's somehow the first time I've heard it...and that's daaaaaang funny.

[Dubble Trubble]

Wait a minute, wasn't that a politically incorrect "white man" joke.

Shouldn't I as a white man be offended?

Ok, what time do we all go down to the capital building and start our protests?

[What a mess]

need to check the schedule to make sure you won't be protesting at the same time as the other protesters.