Natural Disaster

[tin can]

DiHydrogen Monoxide has saturated my property, and everything on it, this afternoon. This has occurred in the past, but not recently. I fear the worst from this disaster. Most likely, within the next 2 to 3 days, I'll have to break out the lawn mower.

[birddog]

did you have enough sense to get inside out of it?

[tin can]

did you have enough sense to get inside out of it?

Had enough sense to not get out in it.

[GAJOEY]

is that the stuff that makes you urinate so much? I did not get a drop

[Chalk]

You should of walked around in it for a few minutes, you would probably be two inches taller by now after you hydrated them wrinkles

[Tom Keels]

Did you at least pull the boats out so they get washed?

[birddog]

You should of walked around in it for a few minutes, you would probably be two inches taller by now after you hydrated them wrinkles

[Reel Cowboy]

We've had a couple of small showers for the last few days.

[Dubble Trubble]

is that the stuff that makes you urinate so much? I did not get a drop

No, thats Beer


HOWEVER, I have heard tests have shown that DiHydrogen Monoxide has been found in beer. Lots of it in cheap beer...


Dubble

[tin can]

You should of walked around in it for a few minutes, you would probably be two inches taller by now after you hydrated them wrinkles

Some day you'll get old.

[tin can]

Did you at least pull the boats out so they get washed?

I'll have you know both boats are clean, washed and waxed.

[MudDucker]

I am hoping for some more DiHydrogen Monoxide contamination of my dove field today

[Reel Cowboy]

Rained pretty good here today as well.

[dolphinatic]

We had an outbreak of Dihydrogen Monoxide at the house last night....my 4 year old accidently consumed too much of it and it caused a reaction in his bladder that resulted in a a mixture of H2O and urination to be secreted all over the couch That's ok though, dad cleaned it up and it seems to be just a case of the 24 hour spell

[tin can]

Well, after 3 consecutive days of receiving measurable amounts of DiHydrogen Monoxide, I thought yesterday would be a good day to fertilize the lawn. As I was spreading it, the sky darkened. I could hear thunder in every direction. By around 4 P.M., the skies had cleared. I had been watching the radar, which indicated large amounts of DiHydrogen Monoxide had fallen everywhere in Leon County.......................................except on my freshly fertilized yard. I was forced to drag out the artificial Dihydrogen Monoxide application system.