Choices

[Reel Cowboy]

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.

While en route home, he asks the cabbie if he would be a witness.

The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in

the act. For $100, the cabbie agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabbie tiptoe into the bedroom.

The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is
his wife in bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.

The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.

HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
HE paid for our new Mercedes Benz convertible.
HE paid for your Oilers's season tickets.
HE paid for your Eskimos' season tickets.
HE paid for our lake front house at Sylvan Lake .
HE paid for our cottages in Kelowna and Canmore.
HE paid for our speed boat.
HE paid for your country club membership, and
HE even pays for your monthly dues!'

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks
over at the cabbie and says, 'What would you do?'

The cabbie replies, 'I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches

a cold.'

[Bow'd Up]

[whitebc]

[What a mess]

Just wrong but funny.

[G3stalker]

heck yeah! lol!

[RHTFISH]

The cabbie needs to be Sec of the Treasury!