My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.
He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during
the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing,
and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he
needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living
every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the
head, Holy Shitte, my dog is a Democrat!
My dog
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Re: My dog
But he loves you !
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Re: My dog
If you could lick yourself...things would probably come easier for you....just saying

