Here I sit all broken hearted

[wevans]

thought I had ta sh!t but only farted day 3 after surgery and I aint pooped since Monday night "TMI I know" just took lax and figured I would try out this one handed "left at that" typing brains just a bit drug fogged also maybe I'll holler out to y'all again later on doc said he found a lot more damage than exected when he opened the shoulder up y'all catchemup

[Badbagger]

Hang in there.... went through the same thing last month and SLOWLY recovering

[FUTCHCAIRO]

HOPE ALL GOES WELL FOR YA WALDO, MY OPERATION TOOK ABOUT 6 WEEKS TO COMPLETELY HEAL.
PA
SEMPER FI

[RHTFISH]

Glad you're a man on the mend rather than a "man on the run."
Confucius say: age before beauty...and they heal slower!

I say you've got more to say....worthwhile....with one hand than a covey of liberals with two hands and running off at both ends!

[tin can]

Had the same experience a few years back. Not fun. It will pass. Only took me 5 days.

[SS-342]

My cousin had the same thing done last week on Monday. Grandson came over to get his deer meat and was ask to help casterate a bull calf. In the process, cousin was knocked on the ground, on the shoulder that was operated on and it HURT. Thursday, I found out his problem, call to see what help he needed. Only thing was a bottle of Mag Citrate to help with your same problem. It worked! He's now on the mend.

Don't know if you'll be any better fisherman when this is over but you'll sure be able to fish with more enjoyment.

Hope to read some more good fish catching post very soon!

[Jumptrout51]

What does shoulder surgery have to do with the other problem?
Is your azz really on your shoulders?

[RED ZONE 48]

Most likely the result of Anistisia it can stop you up , but it's better than being called ( SPONGE BOB SHIT PANTS )

[SS-342]

Jumptrout51: Your question reminds me of the tied tongue country boy who went to town and bought a new set of clothes from a hunch back salesman. His thoughts were the same as your question. The answer may be that the trama, med and procedure triggers a constipation problem? Doesn't have anything to do with body part location.

[Tidedancer]

Get well soon Waldo. Your regularity will return before your shoulder heals.

[MarkM]

Call a plumber

[Salty Gator]

I'm going with the pain meds. Assuming they prescribed opioids( ie hydrocodone, oxycodone, tramadol). They cause wicked constipation. Take those stool softeners for sure. Good luck

[Mister Mullet]

Lowe's has wet vacs on sale this week.

[Jumptrout51]

Ya'll quit worrying about him. He is so full of it,he wouldn't know when he was empty anyway.