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Posted: April 26th, 2007, 12:53 pm
by tin can
birddog wrote:
birddog wrote:Hey I'm the 1 thats gotta fish with him. Least 1 of ya'll could sleep with him. :lol:
:roll:
Nope. He's all yours. :smt005

Posted: April 27th, 2007, 12:01 pm
by Chalk
Nobody is sleep'n wit me, some might be sleep'n in the parkr'n lot tho :lol:

I was under the impression that the place had 4 beds, sorry to disappoint some of you :roll: :smt005 :smt005 ...But then again I was told it had parking to :o :smt009

Posted: April 27th, 2007, 12:23 pm
by Barhopr
Lifted from another site:




Many first-time visitors to the Florida Keys envision resort-quality accomodations and service. While a few places like this exist, some people may inadvertantly find themselves in somewhat lesser quality hotels if you go by the advertising.

The very best thing is to get a personal recommendation. A close second would be to lower your expectations a bit and enjoy the Keys for what they are. If you don't have a personal recommendation, here's a dictionary that might help you traverse the marketing pitfalls some clever conchs have placed in their information brochures.

Breathtaking scenery and exciting wildlife - Bouganvillas have been allowed to overrun the sidewalks and boat ramp. Expect racoons, rats, and other "exciting wildlife"

Comfortable accommodations - Small.

Complete maid service weekly - Clean up after yourself. Save your towels, cuz you aren't getting new ones during your stay.

Cocktail Refrigerator - Smallest refrigerator known to man, it has room for 3 airplane-sized liquor bottles. Cheers!

Continental Breakfast - Here's the bread, there's the toaster. It may or may not work. Butter? This ain't the mainland, son...

Cool down in our year-round fresh-water pool - Pool isn't heated.

Cottage-like - So tiny you can't walk between the bed and the wall.

Indulge in nearby activities - These are things somewhere in town. Our hotel doesn't really have any activities.

Intimate - Small.

Jungle-like gardens - landscaping hasn't been maintained since 1968. We recommend a handheld GPS in case you get lost looking for the pool.

Kitchenette - Tiny refrigerator, 30 year old microwave, and a broken toaster.

Newly renovated - We replaced the carpet after the last hurricane.

Old Florida-style - Old, dirty, possibly decrepit.

Private ramp - Perhaps the scariest ramp you will ever see. Approximate 5 minute window in which you can launch; the rest of the time, there is no water touching the ramp or it is flooding into the rock wall beside the ramp.

Quaint - Old and dirty. (see also "Old Florida-Style")

Quiet - Miles from the nearest gas station, restaurant or grocery store.

Screened-in patio - The bugs will kill you if you go outside.

Wood cathedral ceilings with Bahama fans - No air conditioning.

Posted: April 27th, 2007, 7:44 pm
by birddog
:smt005 :smt005