5 BOATS FOR SALE

[FUTCHCAIRO]

FINALLY SOLD THE SEARAY, SOLD THE AQUASPORT, SOLD THE DELLCRAFT, AND HAVE DEPOSIT ON THE ANTIQUE LARSON, THAT LEAVES ME WITH MY OLD FAVORITE FISHIN MACHINE, THE STARCRAFT ALUM. AND MY PURTY BOAT THE 20' SAILFISH. THANKS TO ALL WHO GAVE A HELPING HAND AND PROSPECTS.
PA THE OLD MAN OF THE SEA (OR THE OLD MAN)

[Sir reel]

That's a load off I'm sure.... do you have a good lawn mower to take care of all the extra grass now that the sun can reach a bunch of spots that ain't seen it for a while??

[FUTCHCAIRO]

HEY BUD, I DO NOT LEAVE MY BOATS OUTSIDE, KEEP THEM UNDER ROOF AND LOCKED IN SINCE SOMEONE STOLE A 115 EVINRUDE OFF OF THE SEARAY. THE MOWING MACHINE I HAVE IS A 1952 FARMALL SUPER C TRACTOR WITH A 6 FT. BELLY MOWER, IT STILL WORKS GREAT, HAVE TO KEEP THE SOD FIELD MOWED DOWN TO 1 1/2 INCHES AND THAT OLD WOODS MOWER STILL DOES A GREAT JOB.
PA THE OLD MAN