Funniest Fact-Based News Headline... EVER!

[Jumptrout51]

That hot dog sniffer wouldn't bite you.
What is it anyway, a weinersnitzel?

[ferris1248]

It appears Weiner is going down in flames.

A fitting end.

[RalphKramden2011]

Weiner quote: "It can't be me! You're making a mountain out of a mole hill."

New York editorial comment: "How can voters trust a congressman to recognize key political solutions if he cannot recognize his own penis?"

Jesse Jackson gave spiritual consolation and counseling to Bill Clinton. Surely Bill Clinton can do the same for Weiner!

[MudDucker]

I hear Bill send him a box of cigars!