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Fw: It's Strictly mathematical



This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,


B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.!


A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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You nailed it.

Is that the voice of experience I hear so plainly

true.

Jumptrout- Not "just a fisherman"

He's a mathmatician

So it's confirmed you work and fish at 103%

I am a fisherman. 117%

does the creation of such equations equal too much time on your hands

When I can't fish I think. At least I think I think.

Jumptrout51 wrote:When I can't fish I think. At least I think I think.

Now that's scarey.

Jumptrout51 wrote:When I can't fish I think. At least I think I think.

Hay JT51,

Question is... Are you equipped to think?

F-U-L-L-O-F-S-H-I-T 128%

dstockwell wrote:F-U-L-L-O-F-S-H-I-T 128%