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Two good ole boys in Mississippi were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer... After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd,


"If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he says,

"Well, I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."

It wuddn't a mattered anyways, cuz if they wuz both from mississippi, they wuz already kin.



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HookedUp wrote:It wuddn't a mattered anyways, cuz if they wuz both from mississippi, they wuz already kin.



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Being from Georgia, ain't that the pot calling the kettle black.

I thought it was Tennessee that was the sister state to Mississippi, not good ole Georgia.



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Lets just say it was Arkansas.

Idon't know. Sounds like Mississippi to me.

Watch it, 2-liter.

I'll say nuthin'

The west Virginia man is keeping his head down.

A recent question on the Mississippi Bar Exam went something like this:

If a man and woman are married in Mississippi and divorced in Alabama, are they still brother and sister ?