Why Hoochie got wasted!
Posted: June 29th, 2006, 9:52 am
Why Hoochie got wasted!
Who could think up such a tale as this????
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A news article from a Florida Newspaper:
When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his VCR, and
even left his watch. What they did take was a "generic white cardboard box
filled with greyish-white powder." (That at least is the way the police
described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, "that it
looked similar to cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big
time."
Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars:
"Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three
years ago."
Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer known as
Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there
too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. And there was this note. It
said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we
snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."
Who could think up such a tale as this????
- - - - - -
A news article from a Florida Newspaper:
When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his VCR, and
even left his watch. What they did take was a "generic white cardboard box
filled with greyish-white powder." (That at least is the way the police
described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, "that it
looked similar to cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big
time."
Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars:
"Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three
years ago."
Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer known as
Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there
too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. And there was this note. It
said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we
snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."
