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Posted: **June 30th, 2006, 11:43 am**

Quiz

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

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Answer: Get off the children's carousel and, next time, don't drink so much.

Posted: **June 30th, 2006, 2:39 pm**

Posted: **June 30th, 2006, 4:29 pm**

Things must be slow in Georgia today.

Posted: **June 30th, 2006, 5:08 pm**

Give me some of that.

Posted: **June 30th, 2006, 8:48 pm**

Well is it an African pig or a European pig?

(with apologies to Monty Python)

Posted: **July 1st, 2006, 5:07 am**

I'm still trying to work out what is dangerous, or unusual, about that situation.

Posted: **July 5th, 2006, 8:46 pm**

Is Hogzilla still on the loose?

By the way how did ya git in such a situiation. Good luck on the turnaround.

Y

Posted: **July 5th, 2006, 10:00 pm**

Pass them on the left. Or shoot them with your James Bond 50 cal machine gusns in your Austin Healy