Welfare Check
Posted: August 1st, 2006, 2:58 pm
>Welfare Check
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> A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check. He
>marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE
>coming in here drawing welfare month after month. I'd really much rather
>have a job."
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> The worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
>We've just obtained a job opening from a very wealthy old man who needs a
>combination chauffeur-bodyguard to drive his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll
>be required to drive his Mercedes; he'll supply all of the necessary
>clothes. Because of the long hours, all your meals will be provided. In
>addition, you will be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.
> A two-bedroom apartment above the garage comes with the position. The
>starting salary is $200,000. a year."
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> The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
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> The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
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> A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check. He
>marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE
>coming in here drawing welfare month after month. I'd really much rather
>have a job."
>
>
>
> The worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
>We've just obtained a job opening from a very wealthy old man who needs a
>combination chauffeur-bodyguard to drive his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll
>be required to drive his Mercedes; he'll supply all of the necessary
>clothes. Because of the long hours, all your meals will be provided. In
>addition, you will be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.
> A two-bedroom apartment above the garage comes with the position. The
>starting salary is $200,000. a year."
>
>
>
> The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
>
>
>
> The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
