3 FLORIDA WOMEN IN MEXICO
Posted: August 3rd, 2006, 1:43 pm
3 FLORIDA WOMEN IN MEXICO
Three women go down to Mexico one night to
celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake
up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed
in the morning, though none of them can remember
what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric
chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She
says, I just graduated from Stetson University and
believe in the almighty power of God to intervene
on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the
switch and nothing happens. They all immediately
fall to the floor on their knees; beg for her
forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives
her last words.
"I just graduated from the Florida State University
School of Law and I believe in the power of justice
to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw
the switch and, again, nothing happens. Again, they
all immediately fall to their knees; beg for her
forgiveness, and release her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says,
"Well, I just graduated from University of Florida
with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll
tell ya right now, y'all ain't gonna electro cute
nobody if you don't plug this thing in!
Three women go down to Mexico one night to
celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake
up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed
in the morning, though none of them can remember
what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric
chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She
says, I just graduated from Stetson University and
believe in the almighty power of God to intervene
on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the
switch and nothing happens. They all immediately
fall to the floor on their knees; beg for her
forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives
her last words.
"I just graduated from the Florida State University
School of Law and I believe in the power of justice
to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw
the switch and, again, nothing happens. Again, they
all immediately fall to their knees; beg for her
forgiveness, and release her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says,
"Well, I just graduated from University of Florida
with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll
tell ya right now, y'all ain't gonna electro cute
nobody if you don't plug this thing in!