Wireless Security System
Posted: August 16th, 2006, 10:51 am
How to install a 'Wireless Security System':
Go to a second-hand store and buy a used pair of men's work boots, a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it, a really big dish with some teeth marks on it. Leave a note on your front door that says something like: "Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 1/2 an hour. Don't disturb the pit bulls. They've just been wormed and they are a little edgy."
Go to a second-hand store and buy a used pair of men's work boots, a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it, a really big dish with some teeth marks on it. Leave a note on your front door that says something like: "Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 1/2 an hour. Don't disturb the pit bulls. They've just been wormed and they are a little edgy."
