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Good Sunday Morning

Posted: August 20th, 2006, 3:24 am
by tin can
Mornin, folks.

Posted: August 20th, 2006, 3:51 am
by Charles
Mornin' John, dayumn your up early. :wink:

Mornin' Folks. :smt006

For us older people the following combinations do not go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
13. Thongs and Depends

Posted: August 20th, 2006, 5:44 am
by MudDucker
Morning :smt006

good sunday morning

Posted: August 20th, 2006, 7:37 am
by weaver brown
Good one Charles.

More thoughts on getting old:

Old is a sage
Young is a know it all.

Old is senile
Young is absent minded.

Old is social security
Young is credit card.

Old is short shorts
Young is hot pants.

Old is that dangerous age
Young is sowing your wild oats.

Old is spry
Young is hyper active.

Old is lecherous
Young is horny

Old is change of life
Young is the blahs.

Old is in your prime
Young is your best years.

Old is patience
Young is procrastination

Old is modern
Young is hip.

Old is rest homes
Young is crash pad

Old is marriage
Young is meaningful relationship.

Old is butting in
Young is being involved.

Old is stag movies
Young is underground films.

Came to mind because I am 71 years old today.

MORNIN

Posted: August 20th, 2006, 8:02 am
by FUTCHCAIRO
MORNIN ALL, LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER HOT ONE.
PA THE OLD MAN OF THE SEA

Posted: August 20th, 2006, 8:23 am
by RodBow
good day

Posted: August 20th, 2006, 8:40 am
by Fishman
Morning

Posted: August 20th, 2006, 9:35 am
by Browning Slayer
Morning!! :thumbup: :thumbup:

Posted: August 20th, 2006, 10:58 am
by rocket
:sleep: :sleep: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Posted: August 20th, 2006, 3:56 pm
by Chalk
Afternoon :thumbup: :thumbup: