Golf
Posted: August 26th, 2006, 8:57 am
>A man, while playing on the front nine of a
>complicated golf course, became
>confused as to where he was on the course. Looking
>around, he
>saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her,
>explained his
>confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was
>playing.
>
>I'm on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole
>behind me. So you
>must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back
>to his golf.
>
>On the back nine, the same thing happened and he
>approached her again with
>the same request. "I'm on number 14, and you're still
>a hole behind, so you
>must be on the 13th hole." Once again he thanked her
>and returned to his
>play.
>
>He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where
>he saw the same lady
>sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender
>if he knew the lady.
>The bartender said that she was a sales lady and
>played the course often.
>
>He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in
>appreciation for
>your help. I understand that you're in the sales
>profession. I'm in sales
>also. What do you sell?"
>
>"I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she
>replied.
>
>No, I won't."
>
>"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for
>Tampax."
>
>With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the
>bar stool.
>
>"See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!"
>
>"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a
>salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you."
>complicated golf course, became
>confused as to where he was on the course. Looking
>around, he
>saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her,
>explained his
>confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was
>playing.
>
>I'm on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole
>behind me. So you
>must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back
>to his golf.
>
>On the back nine, the same thing happened and he
>approached her again with
>the same request. "I'm on number 14, and you're still
>a hole behind, so you
>must be on the 13th hole." Once again he thanked her
>and returned to his
>play.
>
>He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where
>he saw the same lady
>sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender
>if he knew the lady.
>The bartender said that she was a sales lady and
>played the course often.
>
>He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in
>appreciation for
>your help. I understand that you're in the sales
>profession. I'm in sales
>also. What do you sell?"
>
>"I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she
>replied.
>
>No, I won't."
>
>"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for
>Tampax."
>
>With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the
>bar stool.
>
>"See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!"
>
>"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a
>salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you."