Persimmons
Posted: October 4th, 2006, 5:56 am
Persimmons
There was a church down in Waxahachie,Texas that had a very
big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced while
she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation
considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had
to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. One of
the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some
green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would
shrink in size but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons
though because they are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up
and you won't be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister,The Reverend Bob Horne, got
up on the pulpit and said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol
we will not hath a thermon tewday".
There was a church down in Waxahachie,Texas that had a very
big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced while
she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation
considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had
to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. One of
the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some
green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would
shrink in size but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons
though because they are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up
and you won't be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister,The Reverend Bob Horne, got
up on the pulpit and said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol
we will not hath a thermon tewday".
