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KIDS ARE QUICK

Posted: October 13th, 2006, 10:06 am
by Sir reel
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

MILLIE: I is...

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher.

Posted: October 13th, 2006, 10:30 am
by TroutTrent
Hey Sir Reel, are you fishing the tournament tomorrow?

Posted: October 13th, 2006, 11:13 am
by Ty one on
TT,

I would have thought you and Chuck would be fishing today. You are fishing tomorrow. Right?

Good Luck and keep an eye on JT51's belongings, He needs the help of all eyes to prevent his things from walking off. :-D

Posted: October 13th, 2006, 11:41 am
by Sir reel
Trout Trent Wrote:
Hey Sir Reel, are you fishing the tournament tomorrow?
That would be a no :smt015

If you need to get something back to me.... you can give it to TC if he is agreeable. Otherwise I guess you'll have to do the lunch thing I suggested :lick: :-D Good luck.

Posted: October 13th, 2006, 3:32 pm
by TroutTrent
Will do Sir Reel. Ty ,There is only one thing I would rather be doing other than fishing and that would be leaving to go fishing but I had to come in today and make a appearance so people around here would know I deserve a raise :smt005 :smt005 :smt005. You know, JT51 has some things I might like to have, anything you might want me to grab for you I'm sure he want mind :thumbup: