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Posted: **October 31st, 2006, 12:27 pm**

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he
hears:

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

FASTER...

FASTER...

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of
the casket clapping

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His
heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in
sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he
can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and,

(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)

The coffin stops

Posted: **October 31st, 2006, 12:30 pm**

SOOOOOOO, what day is it good on

Posted: **October 31st, 2006, 2:51 pm**

Posted: **October 31st, 2006, 8:28 pm**

Oh, Boo

Posted: **October 31st, 2006, 9:46 pm**

Coming from you made me laugh harder!

Posted: **November 1st, 2006, 5:29 am**

Good thing it wasn't a casket.

Posted: **November 2nd, 2006, 2:45 pm**

Posted: **November 2nd, 2006, 5:39 pm**

OK...I'm waiting....

The coffin stops..........then what?
(said with straight face)

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