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Posted: **November 28th, 2006, 7:53 pm**

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in six seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Posted: **November 28th, 2006, 7:56 pm**

Ghoot one TC.

Posted: **November 28th, 2006, 8:05 pm**

Now that there is funny

Posted: **November 28th, 2006, 8:25 pm**

What time is the funeral

Posted: **November 28th, 2006, 8:52 pm**

MudDucker wrote:What time is the funeral

What MD said.

Posted: **November 28th, 2006, 9:02 pm**

I'll bet he doesn't have to buy her a gift next year

Posted: **November 28th, 2006, 11:03 pm**

AJ wrote:I'll bet he doesn't have to buy her a gift next year

Nope! He'd be too broke after the divorce to buy it!

Posted: **November 28th, 2006, 11:09 pm**

When the squaw demands.. give her what she asks for!

Posted: **November 29th, 2006, 6:19 am**

Be careful what you ask for. You might get it.