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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished". So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace.

Speaking of finishing;

I opened up my cooler this morning and took a head count. I counted eight . I can't think of anything else I would reather finish first.

Since you had time to watch Dr. Phil, I was wondering, Will you have time to catch the Oprah show?

Everytime I open my beer fridge, I see a 15.5 GALLON Keg waiting ta be drank but I'm waiting till I am off for 16 days ta start tapping it "8 days and counting"

I'm glad you found the help you needed from Dr. Phil. Maybe you'll get yourself straightened out and turn into a nice person.

wevans wrote:Everytime I open my beer fridge, I see a 15.5 GALLON Keg waiting ta be drank but I'm waiting till I am off for 16 days ta start tapping it "8 days and counting"

You have more patience then I do...

I just know that once it's tapped, they aint no goin back so I'll be needin them extra days