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Finally something that works
Posted: December 14th, 2006, 3:03 pm
by Jumptrout51
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished". So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace.
Posted: December 14th, 2006, 3:12 pm
by Ty one on
Speaking of finishing;
I opened up my cooler this morning and took a head count. I counted eight

. I can't think of anything else I would reather finish first.
Since you had time to watch Dr. Phil, I was wondering, Will you have time to catch the Oprah show?

Posted: December 14th, 2006, 3:17 pm
by RHTFISH
Posted: December 14th, 2006, 3:24 pm
by wevans
Everytime I open my beer fridge, I see a 15.5 GALLON Keg waiting ta be drank

but I'm waiting till I am off for 16 days ta start tapping it "8 days and counting"

Posted: December 14th, 2006, 5:07 pm
by GC
Posted: December 14th, 2006, 5:36 pm
by AJ
Posted: December 14th, 2006, 7:27 pm
by Chalk
Posted: December 14th, 2006, 9:07 pm
by tin can
I'm glad you found the help you needed from Dr. Phil. Maybe you'll get yourself straightened out and turn into a nice person.

Posted: December 15th, 2006, 4:33 pm
by Browning Slayer
wevans wrote:Everytime I open my beer fridge, I see a 15.5 GALLON Keg waiting ta be drank

but I'm waiting till I am off for 16 days ta start tapping it "8 days and counting"

You have more patience then I do...

Posted: December 15th, 2006, 5:32 pm
by wevans