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This one is for everyone who ...
a) has kids,
b) had kids,
c) was a kid,
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.

Jumptrout51 was packing for my business trip and his three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, Jumptrout51 reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in his mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,"
pretending to eat them.

Jumptrout51 went back to packing, looked up again and his daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on
her face.

Jumptrout51 said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my booger?

choice!

One day, Jumptrout51 came home and was greeted by his
wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.

"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you
want."


So he tied her up and went fishing.

JT51 and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week JT51 realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for a fishing tournament out of St. Marks. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, JT51 finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am."
The next morning JT51 woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed the blast off of the tournament. Furious, JT51 was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up."

AHHH YES.... the power of the written word

Thank you very much.
However,
1.I have numerous 3 years old children.
2. I go fishing AFTER I attend to business.
3. I can't read .

jsuber wrote:One day, Jumptrout51 came home and was greeted by his
wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.

"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you
want."


So he tied her up and went fishing.

Who's you're daddy....