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10. You know, JT, those hip boots make your butt look big.

9. I don't know if duct tape can fix that.

8. C'mon man... We can watch fishing programs anytime! My favorite decorating show is on.

7. You're crazy, man! My truck can't get through that.

6. Better throw some of that beer overboard. The weight is swamping the boat.

5. Hey Tincan, rub some of that sun tan oil on my back.

4. Let's go get the wives... Fishing just isn't fun without the ladies along.

3. I've been thinking. Those enviromentalists and animal rights folks just may have a point. Let's go in.

2. Maybe we should give up fishing. I've heard badminton is a lot of fun.

And the number 1 Phrase Never Uttered By Fishermen:

Gee. I've never caught a fish that Big!

Nope #1 is "I don't want that new lure that everyone is catchin the fish with"

Ditto Wevans

How about, "It's too pretty of a day to spend fishing, let's go shoe shopping instead".

How about, "It's too pretty of a day to spend fishing, let's go shoe shopping instead".

Or, "I think I'll stay home and do yard work today."

.... I think I can make it over that oyster bar....

Go ahead and run, there's no rocks around here.

.....lost one that was smaller.....

Or this " Dude, I found this great little creek."

catchin1 wrote:Or this " Dude, I found this great little creek."

Yep. You got to be careful with that one.

GAFF magazine has the best articles

You know, those red fish are just too easy to find and catch, besides trout are the real sport fish of the bunch anyway.......

They taste just like chicken.