Ghosts & Sex
Posted: May 7th, 2007, 10:07 am
A professor at the University of Arkansas was giving a lecture on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people
here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
do any of you think you've seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here
ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one more question ... Have any of
you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Steve (JumpTrout51) raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've
been giving this lecture no one has ever claimed to have made love to a
ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
Steve replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to
the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Steve,
tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
JumpTrout replied, "Shiiiiitz! From way back thar I thought you said,
'Goats'."
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people
here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
do any of you think you've seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here
ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one more question ... Have any of
you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Steve (JumpTrout51) raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've
been giving this lecture no one has ever claimed to have made love to a
ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
Steve replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to
the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Steve,
tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
JumpTrout replied, "Shiiiiitz! From way back thar I thought you said,
'Goats'."
