So this fisherman walks into a bar ...
Posted: May 9th, 2007, 9:31 pm
Clearly he has a had a tough day - whether out on the water or elsewhere.
"Bartender," he says, "Do you have Crown Royal?"
"Of course I have Crown Royal!"
"Good - line 'em up. Shots! Ten of 'em"
"Man you must have had a tough day! Ten of 'em?"
"A very tough day. Ten. Line 'em up!"
He knock back three in a matter of seconds. The bartender says, "Man, are you gonna be ok?"
"Yeah, I'll be fine." And he knocks down 4, 5, and 6.
The bartender says, "Buddy, you better take it easy - you're going too fast."
"Man - if you had what I had, you'd be drinkin' this fast too." And he knocks down 7, 8 and 9.
"Geez," the Bartender says, "What have you got?"
"I've got about 43 cents in my pocket!"
"Bartender," he says, "Do you have Crown Royal?"
"Of course I have Crown Royal!"
"Good - line 'em up. Shots! Ten of 'em"
"Man you must have had a tough day! Ten of 'em?"
"A very tough day. Ten. Line 'em up!"
He knock back three in a matter of seconds. The bartender says, "Man, are you gonna be ok?"
"Yeah, I'll be fine." And he knocks down 4, 5, and 6.
The bartender says, "Buddy, you better take it easy - you're going too fast."
"Man - if you had what I had, you'd be drinkin' this fast too." And he knocks down 7, 8 and 9.
"Geez," the Bartender says, "What have you got?"
"I've got about 43 cents in my pocket!"
