Sportsman Double
Posted: May 15th, 2007, 7:27 am
Jumptrout met an older woman at a club the other
night.
She was OK for 57, they drank a bit, had a bit of a song, then
she asked if he'd ever had the sportsman's double,
a mother and daughter 3 some?
He said no.
They drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was his
lucky night.
They went back to her place.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:
"Mom you still awake?"
night.
She was OK for 57, they drank a bit, had a bit of a song, then
she asked if he'd ever had the sportsman's double,
a mother and daughter 3 some?
He said no.
They drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was his
lucky night.
They went back to her place.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:
"Mom you still awake?"
..... somewhere in there is an old line about put'n in your teeth 
