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Big event July 7

Posted: July 2nd, 2007, 12:35 pm
by Jumptrout51
MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!_**

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any
woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if
he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women
are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed
out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think
its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support
for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your
side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity.

God bless Americ

Posted: July 2nd, 2007, 12:52 pm
by Barhopr
God Bless America!

Posted: July 2nd, 2007, 12:58 pm
by Dubble Trubble
I'm IN!!!

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

Dubble :-D

Posted: July 2nd, 2007, 1:01 pm
by snatch-n-reel
It will be a mad dash from the weigh-in on saturday. :lol:

Posted: July 2nd, 2007, 1:08 pm
by Barhopr
snatch-n-reel wrote:It will be a mad dash from the weigh-in on saturday. :lol:
Yea,I don't think Wakula county will be the best veiwing station. :-D

Posted: July 2nd, 2007, 2:04 pm
by jsuber
Hey now!

Posted: July 2nd, 2007, 2:20 pm
by Sir reel
sometimes the simplest solutions are the best! :thumbup: :-D

Posted: July 2nd, 2007, 3:58 pm
by bman
Grumpytrout....
You are a true patriot!

Posted: July 2nd, 2007, 5:04 pm
by wevans
Barhopr wrote:
snatch-n-reel wrote:It will be a mad dash from the weigh-in on saturday. :lol:
Yea,I don't think Wakula county will be the best veiwing station. :-D
And y'all just keep thinkin that way :thumbup: leaves more for us :smt004 :beer:

Posted: July 2nd, 2007, 5:10 pm
by What a mess
It is hot as heck could we just sit in a picture window?

Posted: July 2nd, 2007, 5:15 pm
by Barhopr
wevans wrote:
Barhopr wrote:
snatch-n-reel wrote:It will be a mad dash from the weigh-in on saturday. :lol:
Yea,I don't think Wakula county will be the best veiwing station. :-D
And y'all just keep thinkin that way :thumbup: leaves more for us :smt004 :beer:
I don't think Bainbridge would rank much higher. I was thinking more along the lines of sorority row @ FSU :o

Posted: July 2nd, 2007, 5:15 pm
by mjsigns
Forget the scallops :thumbup: :smt005

Posted: July 2nd, 2007, 5:46 pm
by wevans
Barhopr wrote:
wevans wrote:
Barhopr wrote:
snatch-n-reel wrote:It will be a mad dash from the weigh-in on saturday. :lol:
Yea,I don't think Wakula county will be the best veiwing station. :-D
And y'all just keep thinkin that way :thumbup: leaves more for us :smt004 :beer:
I don't think Bainbridge would rank much higher. I was thinking more along the lines of sorority row @ FSU :o
Most of em are on the beach in Wakulla or Franklin on a Saturday :-D which is why I have a pair of binocs on the boat :smt004 :thumbup: :beer:

Posted: July 3rd, 2007, 9:29 pm
by reel therapy
Barhopr wrote:
wevans wrote:
Barhopr wrote:
snatch-n-reel wrote:It will be a mad dash from the weigh-in on saturday. :lol:
Yea,I don't think Wakula county will be the best veiwing station. :-D
And y'all just keep thinkin that way :thumbup: leaves more for us :smt004 :beer:
I don't think Bainbridge would rank much higher. I was thinking more along the lines of sorority row @ FSU :o
I wasn't planning to hit my office (at FSU) on Saturday because of the tournament. But I might change my mind, since it's a fairly short drive from JBT. :smt004

Posted: July 3rd, 2007, 10:12 pm
by redfisher2424
Sweet I can't wait. :lick: