Gardening how to's
Posted: August 3rd, 2007, 7:20 pm
ITALIAN TOMATO GARDEN
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his
tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The
old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my tomato garden this year and I'm just getting too old to be
digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived
and dugup the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to
the old man and left.
That next day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do
under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his
tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The
old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my tomato garden this year and I'm just getting too old to be
digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived
and dugup the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to
the old man and left.
That next day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do
under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie
but still old as I am also 
