You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One!
> >
> > We were dressed and ready to go out for the New
> > Years Eve Party.
> >
> > We turned on a night light, turned the answering
> > machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We
> > phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.
> >
> > The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to
> > leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the
> > house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she
> > always tries to eat the bird.
> >
> > My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to
> > get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
> Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know
> > that the house will be empty for the night. So, she
> > explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon,
> "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother!"
> >
> > A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I
> > took so long," I said, as we drove away.
> > "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to
> > poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She
> tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck.
> > Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But
> > it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back
> > yard!"
> >
> > The cab driver hit a parked car........
Da Funny
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