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Just a little hint for you fellas, fallin off of a boat as high as BB aint a good idea. Do you guys have any idea how many G's a 250 lb man can pull going face first from 5 feet in the air?? I was checking my boat for some tackle and I got the brightazz idea to measure my T-top since my retarded friend(BOW'D OUT, I mean UP) told me my T Top was leaning. Well being vertically challenged, I decided it would be a real dayum sporty good idea to try and stand up on the back of the leaning post. Happened to forget I had one of my hired hands wax the boat last week. Ol monkey toes couldnt hold on too well!! Tried to do the hurlee shuffle and catch the rear deck on the way down. Would have worked but got Supa-Fly Snooka'd by the edge of the T-Top on the way down on the side of the Ol' pumpkin and caught half a pinkey toe on the side walkboard. Needless to say, although my pinkey toe has a slight 90 degree angle now, didnt break the fall much. Thank God only half of me landed on the concrete. Skint knee, skint ankle, very sore shoulder, sore back, and broken pride. Cussed for a minute or two, licked my wounds, gave myself a quick YA-HA-HA, and proceeded to limp it to the house. And by the way, Bow'd YOURE A DAYUM LIAR!!! My tee top is exactly the same distance to the floor of the boat at both corners, you cross-eyed bastid!!!!!!

Some of BB's family videos....


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Dubble

At least your arse did'nt get stuck in a rod holder, You best lay low for a while

BB, we could get ya one of these if ya think ya need it.

yer gonna kill yerself dude.

First you try to wear a kayak like a pair of tight leather pants and now you think you are tinker bell....man, we got to get some video on you, I'm sure it would hit the top of the funniest redneck videos on CMT

Not funny dudes! Actually it is. I ve had a bad run of short bursts of dumbazz here lately. Been so busy Ive been gettin in too big a hurry to do everything I guess. I swear it took me ten minutes to get down the stairs this morning. You have no idea how bad my body aches today. Funny vid DT. And no thats not my family, but the I do think the chick dancing at the very first of the video is the same one that's been callin my house so late at night and breathing in the phone all hot and heavy!!!

Funny story I hope you don't think about doing that for a while.

Did you get up and strike an olympic pose?

Dubble Trubble wrote:Some of BB's family videos....


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Dubble

I think much of that video was shot at Ankyhfaenna!

Sorry to hear about the fall BB but you have made my freaking day. Gravity and "friends" don't mix brotha.

RHTFISH wrote:Did you get up and strike an olympic pose?

My question is, did you get up and look around to see if anybody else saw you fall?????

Had to watch the video twice to funny forgot what the thread was about.

Karma thats right I said it.

One guy slamed me and then promtly tore the foot of of his boat motor.

Next guy slamed me tore his foot up falling out of the boat.

Any one else with some ugly comments for me go right ahead.

Just make sure your boat, health, and life insurance is paid up.

That Sapelo hex is for sissies. I got my mojo worken!

You need one of these- Notice the button is waterproof.....

What a mess wrote:Had to watch the video twice to funny forgot what the thread was about.

Karma thats right I said it.

One guy slamed me and then promtly tore the foot of of his boat motor.

Next guy slamed me tore his foot up falling out of the boat.

Any one else with some ugly comments for me go right ahead.

Just make sure your boat, health, and life insurance is paid up.

That Sapelo hex is for sissies. I got my mojo worken!

Dayum WAM, thanks for being so caring. I was just giving you a hard time in the post way back when. Take a sedative , terd.

As a matter of fact , if youll read your first couple of lines, you'll see what I was talking about. Short choppy sentences , no punctuation. Kind of like whoever that other guy was.........