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Killing flies

Posted: March 27th, 2008, 1:22 pm
by Reel Cowboy
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh. ! Killing any?'
She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.




Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'






He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."

Re: Killing flies

Posted: March 27th, 2008, 1:35 pm
by Sir reel
Is he home from the hospital yet?? :o