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BB gonna need a Valium!

Posted: April 15th, 2008, 4:09 pm
by MudDucker
Tebow Leaves Florida, After Words With Coach!
Posted Mon. Apr 14, 12:37 AM ET by Jon Tryiski, The Econ Daily Times

The Heisman trophy winner and the Superman of The University Florida has decided to skip his junior and senior years, after words with coach!

Sources by the "Econ Daily Times" of Jacksonville reported Monday April 14, that Tim Tebow and Florida Coach, Urban Meyer had several words after an off campus problem.
Percy Harvin, friend and main go to guy for Tebow, said That he overheard them while walking by Meyer's office Monday morning, "There was alot of yelling and screaming going on in there, and soon after Tebow came out crying and told me that he wouldn't be back." Harvin went on to say "That he hasn't never seen this side of either Meyer, or Tebow" as he still really doesn't know what went on behind the closed doors.

Reporters tried to get an interview with Tim Tebow, but he refused only saying that "He (Tebow) would not be back for his senior year, that he would seat out next year, to do missions work in Darfur, and plans on being ready for the 2009 NFL Draft.

Coach Meyer also refused to comment on the situation, only to say "He (Tebow) will be back, he just needs time to cool down"

University of Florida spokesman, Tony Whus commented to Tryiski "We are hopefully that Coach Meyer and Tebow can straighten this problem out and that Tim will be back for next season"

The Econ Daily Times still doesn't know what the off campus problem was, nor what was really said between Meyer and Tebow. The only thing that is certain is that the Gator fans will be sad to hear this, and will be demanded to know everything about this incident. Never before has anything like this happen to an Heisman Trophy winner, Tebow was projected to be an top five pick in the NFL Draft.

:o

Re: BB gonna need a Valium!

Posted: April 15th, 2008, 4:49 pm
by BayGator
It's way too early to start this crap!!! :sleep:

Re: BB gonna need a Valium!

Posted: April 15th, 2008, 6:35 pm
by Jumptrout51
Let him go.
He sux anyway.

Re: BB gonna need a Valium!

Posted: April 15th, 2008, 6:44 pm
by mooksfishingwidow
john parker wilson would kick his butt!

shut up.

Re: BB gonna need a Valium!

Posted: April 15th, 2008, 7:01 pm
by mojokoko
UF sucks balls.

Re: BB gonna need a Valium!

Posted: April 15th, 2008, 7:11 pm
by Jumptrout51
MOJO is tippin'.

Re: BB gonna need a Valium!

Posted: April 15th, 2008, 8:17 pm
by BAD BEHAVIOR
You could only wish this were true. College football aint politics and this Clintonesque tactic wont cut it. Go Gators!

Ive scoured the internet and you are so full of shiot. :smt009 Not funny man!! I would be upset but from the looks of things, we'd still be alright, maybe not National Title but alright!! :thumbup: Its just cool to know Dawg fans worry this much to come up with such shenanigans!!! :oops:

Re: BB gonna need a Valium!

Posted: April 16th, 2008, 12:18 am
by Welby
Not worried...........Not worried at all.......... 8)

Re: BB gonna need a Valium!

Posted: April 16th, 2008, 5:10 am
by Browning Slayer
BayGator wrote:It's way too early to start this crap!!! :sleep:
It's never too early to talk Gator smack... :-D

Look at the bright side... If we start talking all of this smack now maybe Tebow will get all of those tears out of the way and stop crying on the field... :smt089 :smt089

Re: BB gonna need a Valium!

Posted: April 16th, 2008, 8:41 am
by MudDucker
BAD BEHAVIOR wrote:You could only wish this were true. College football aint politics and this Clintonesque tactic wont cut it. Go Gators!

Ive scoured the internet and you are so full of shiot. :smt009 Not funny man!! I would be upset but from the looks of things, we'd still be alright, maybe not National Title but alright!! :thumbup: Its just cool to know Dawg fans worry this much to come up with such shenanigans!!! :oops:
Say what...this came from the internet. I didn't invent it. I give the cite in the story. I saw this and was genuinely worried for your mental health. See if I care again :smt005 :smt005

Re: BB gonna need a Valium!

Posted: April 16th, 2008, 9:47 am
by High Hope
Holy Shiite.

Re: BB gonna need a Valium!

Posted: April 16th, 2008, 10:03 am
by BayGator
In all seriousness, this years UF/UGA game is going to be a monster!!! Can't wait!!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Re: BB gonna need a Valium!

Posted: April 16th, 2008, 10:09 am
by CairoTrout
what website did you find that on

Re: BB gonna need a Valium!

Posted: April 16th, 2008, 1:18 pm
by Welby
BayGator wrote:In all seriousness, this years UF/UGA game is going to be a monster!!! Can't wait!!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
I agree...........Should be one of the classics........I hope to be in Jacksonville again as I was last year. :thumbup:

Re: BB gonna need a Valium!

Posted: April 16th, 2008, 1:47 pm
by MudDucker
CairoTrout wrote:what website did you find that on
http://www.woodystaxidermy.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; .... an impeccable source :-D