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DiHydrogen Monoxide has saturated my property, and everything on it, this afternoon. This has occurred in the past, but not recently. I fear the worst from this disaster. Most likely, within the next 2 to 3 days, I'll have to break out the lawn mower.

did you have enough sense to get inside out of it?

birddog wrote:did you have enough sense to get inside out of it?

Had enough sense to not get out in it.

is that the stuff that makes you urinate so much? I did not get a drop

You should of walked around in it for a few minutes, you would probably be two inches taller by now after you hydrated them wrinkles

Did you at least pull the boats out so they get washed?

Chalk wrote:You should of walked around in it for a few minutes, you would probably be two inches taller by now after you hydrated them wrinkles

We've had a couple of small showers for the last few days.

GAJOEY wrote:is that the stuff that makes you urinate so much? I did not get a drop

No, thats Beer


HOWEVER, I have heard tests have shown that DiHydrogen Monoxide has been found in beer. Lots of it in cheap beer...


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Chalk wrote:You should of walked around in it for a few minutes, you would probably be two inches taller by now after you hydrated them wrinkles

Some day you'll get old.

Tom Keels wrote:Did you at least pull the boats out so they get washed?

I'll have you know both boats are clean, washed and waxed.

I am hoping for some more DiHydrogen Monoxide contamination of my dove field today

Rained pretty good here today as well.

We had an outbreak of Dihydrogen Monoxide at the house last night....my 4 year old accidently consumed too much of it and it caused a reaction in his bladder that resulted in a a mixture of H2O and urination to be secreted all over the couch That's ok though, dad cleaned it up and it seems to be just a case of the 24 hour spell

Well, after 3 consecutive days of receiving measurable amounts of DiHydrogen Monoxide, I thought yesterday would be a good day to fertilize the lawn. As I was spreading it, the sky darkened. I could hear thunder in every direction. By around 4 P.M., the skies had cleared. I had been watching the radar, which indicated large amounts of DiHydrogen Monoxide had fallen everywhere in Leon County.......................................except on my freshly fertilized yard. I was forced to drag out the artificial Dihydrogen Monoxide application system.