True love
Posted: August 11th, 2008, 10:26 pm
A Short Love Story
A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other
people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both
very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He in the upper bunk and she in the
lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you mind reaching into the closet to
get me another blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
I have a better idea,' she replied with a twinkle in her eye. 'Just for
tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
His eyebrows went up and he smiled, 'That's a great idea!'
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own fu*king blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End
A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other
people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both
very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He in the upper bunk and she in the
lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you mind reaching into the closet to
get me another blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
I have a better idea,' she replied with a twinkle in her eye. 'Just for
tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
His eyebrows went up and he smiled, 'That's a great idea!'
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own fu*king blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End
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