Truthism, JOTD
Posted: August 16th, 2008, 10:58 am
A man owned a small farm in Indiana. The Indiana State Wage & Hour
Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent
an agent out to interview him.
'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded
the agent.
'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there' s my farm hand who's been with me for
3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has
been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and
board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and
does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per
week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon
every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.'
'That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit,' said the agent.
'That would be me,' replied the farmer.
Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent
an agent out to interview him.
'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded
the agent.
'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there' s my farm hand who's been with me for
3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has
been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and
board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and
does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per
week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon
every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.'
'That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit,' said the agent.
'That would be me,' replied the farmer.
