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When standing in a chair to get something off the top shelf, use caution as to where your head is located in relation to the ceiling fan.

Especially if your wife is standing right there watching.

But if you are going to do this, standing in a wheeled swivel chair makes things a little more dramatic.

Which hurt worse...the wife watching or the fan blades?

Would it be impolite to ask how you know this?

It was a booby-trap I tell ya'. It was planned. She's the one who picked my long blade fins up off the floor and put them up there.

Ask her if she would like a quote for some term life ins. on you I could use the business and she could use the money.