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This may be the best Living Will I've Seen



I, JT51 , being of sound mind and body, do not
wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the
hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade
biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors
interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and
I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine
Sex
Prime Rib
Margarita
Martini
Cold Beer
Sex
Prime Rib
Chinese food
chocolate chip cookies
French fries
Sex
Prime Rib
Pizza
Sex
Prime Rib
ice cream
cup of tea
Sex
Prime Rib
Sex
Prime Rib
Sex
Sex

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct
my appointed person and attending physicians to pull
the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing' and call it a day!

Here, Here!

As an officer of the court, I think JT should should amend his will to divest his boat, fishing numbers, tackle (excluding wedding tackle), and any or all other fishing related materials to Waltdawg when JT expires from his sex/prime rib/margarita binge.

What happened, Excalibur Popping corks go out of business.

WaltDawg wrote:As an officer of the court, I think JT should should amend his will to divest his boat, fishing numbers, tackle (excluding wedding tackle), and any or all other fishing related materials to Waltdawg when JT expires from his sex/prime rib/margarita binge.

I was told these were common knowledge now!

double post................weird.