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JT walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. JT stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, JT grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top its head. The gator opened his mouth and JT removed his genitals, unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. JT then stood up again and made another offer.
''I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
"I'll try,'' said a small woman, ''but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."

Hmmm, thats not the JT joke I heard.

I heard JT and Tin Can were riding down the road when JT suddenly whipped into a service station. TC asked what in the world are you going here in such a big hurry. JT said, if you buy gas they have a spinner and if you win, you get free sex. Sure enough JT topped off and hit the spinner. No win. TC laughs and says JT, you know that is just a scam, they aren't going to give you free sex. Yes, its true JT retorted, my wife has won every time in her last three trips here!

Tincan came over to the JT's house and told him about the big party at his place.
Tincan said theres gonna be some eating, some drinking, some dancing, some fighting and lots of sex.
JT said, "Thats sounds great, who alls gonna be there?"
Tincan said, "Just you and me!"

You boys aint right! I hope Jumptrout or Tin Can aren't big boys!

They would be big if you stacked them on top of each other. But they both got a fist full of trigger fingers.

A man walks into a bar with his dog. He sits down at the bar and orders

a beer.



The Bartender tells the man that it is a nice looking dog and

ask if he knows any tricks.



The man says, "Yes" and tells the dog, "The Gators beat the Noles

today."



The dog stands up on its hind legs and starts swaying back and forth

while barking; "We are the boys from Old Florida."



The Bartender says, "Hey, that is pretty good. What happens if you tell

him the Noles beat the Gators???"



The man replies, "I don't know. The dog is only 5 years old."

HEY SUBER

In keeping with the theme...JT and Tincan go to a University of Georgia football game,... while sitting in the stands, UGA the Bulldog comes out and trots around the field, stops, and proceeds to start licking himself...right...down...THERE...JT looks on in amazement and tells Tincan, " man I wish I could do that!" ...Tincan looks at JT and says, " that dog'd bite you JT"

I see SOME folks losing a few close tourneys in the comimg months

Why, Caseys the new tourney director!