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Tebow Skips Senior Season, Ascends Directly Into Heaven

MIAMI (SP) -- Shortly after leading the Florida Gators to a national
championship with a 24-14 win over Oklahoma, junior quarterback Tim
Tebow announced that he would skip his senior season and ascend
directly into heaven.

Tebow entered the press room to wild applause. A reporter for a 24-
hour cable sports network burst into tears when the 2007 Heisman
winner entered the room. Another threw a pair of boxer shorts on the
podium. Tebow smiled at the gesture and several sports reporters
fainted.

"Sorry I'm late," Tebow began. "There was a six-year-old boy with
cancer in row 54 and I had to make my way through the crowd to heal
him."

"I want to start by saying that playing quarterback for the University
of Florida, winning two national championships, has been a great
honor. There has been some speculation about my future and I want to
clear that up right now," he continued.

"Don't go, Tim!" a reporter shouted from the back of the room.

"After much consideration, I have decided to skip my senior season at
the University of Florida and ascend directly into Heaven," Tebow
announced. Upon making the announcement, Tebow was bathed in a
blinding white light and vanished.

In response to the news, ESPN announced they will have a month-long
tribute to Tebow. ESPN2 will now be known as ESPN-TEBOW and will
feature Tebow highlights (including home videos of Tebow's childhood),
re-airings of past interviews, Tebow-centric analysis by ESPN air
personalities, a Tebow quiz show and a reality show to find the "most
Tebow-like" person in America.

"He wasn't just the greatest player in college football history," said
a college football writer at the press conference, tears streaming
down his face. "He might have been the greatest person to ever walk on
earth."

Who ever you are you have no morals. I am not a gator fan but I am a Tebow fan. He is a good Christian person who is not ashamed of Jesus Christ. Who ever you are Worry not, should not be judging someones faith by your opinion on college football teams. And the comment on the boy with cancer is just insane. You better watch what you say about people in that kind of manner.Jealousy is a very bad thing to carry in your heart.

Wow bud I really didn't intend to offend anyone. This was not my writings it was an email that was copy and pasted. In no way did I intend to put Tebow down, I am not Judging his faith I applaud it to be honest. I go to church every sunday, well nearly every sunday. I was born again at the age of 8. In no way am I jelous of this man. Maybe I should have thought twice before posting it, I apologize, but maybe you should think twice about your post as well. You don't know me, so do not say I have no morals. Again sorry if you were offended, truely not my intentions.

Worry not, worry knot. We're all on here for fun. I think you, CT and I would agree that Tebow lives the kind of life we should all aspire to.

His success on and off the field is a great testament to his mother's Faith. She was advised to abort him because of inevitable physical deformaties.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1937804/posts

God can take the Faith the size of a mustard seed, and use it for His great good. Thank God for our mothers who suffered to bring us here. I think I'll call my mom today.

Sorry. Glad to have you on the site.

I am going to go see my mom today lordsfisher, ha! Welcome to the boards worryknot. Most of us are proud Christians on here and we are so pleased with how Tim lives his life. You can bash Florida all you want though! Everyone one here is a Bulldog! (Ha ha!!)

Or a wildcat and go ahead and make jokes whether religious or not, some of us think its hilarious. What would Jesus do, laugh, because his Daddy told him to not judge people. Lets face it, the press did not give him the Heisman, but they sure do praise him. Christians SHOULD be proud to have such a strong representative. And not surprised when he's so bright in the limelight to be satired, which is the greatest form of flattery. Can't wait to email that to my Gator friends.

I wasn't offended, they's just jokes.

Did I ever tell you the one about the rabbi, priest and....

WaltDawg wrote:I wasn't offended, they's just jokes.

Did I ever tell you the one about the rabbi, priest and....

Continue....

I new that smilie would come in handy.

good funny first post WK...welcome to the zoo

I thought that subject line might make the Gator fans a little uneasy. I've been readin post on here a while just thought I would join the fun. Cairo Trout no hard feelins sir, we're all on the same team in the end. I thought it was funny, almost as funny as a post I read a few months ago about some guy poopin his pants on a boat name Bad Behavior........He's probably ready to kill me now, I don't know you sir, but if it's on the net it's public knowledge right? It's all in good fun, tight lines my friends!

It was a joke, did not offend me. Welcome

You are a good sport worry knot, you will fit in fine around here. You can't ask for a nicer guy that Cairo Trout though, don't give him a hard time. We all tend to hit each others nerves from time to time......keep reading and you will see what I mean. Have you got any good fishing stories?

worry knot wrote: almost as funny as a post I read a few months ago about some guy poopin his pants on a boat name Bad Behavior.......

I'd almost forgot about that. Thanks WK, that brings back old memories.