The Heaviest Element Known to Science:
Posted: January 26th, 2009, 9:58 pm
A good friend sent this in an e-mail today, thoght I would share....after reading the posts... I'm sure some will enjoy... and many can relate...and some may debate...
The Heaviest Element Known to Science:
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has made a startling discovery in finding the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons,which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can bedetected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction
that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons,forming isodopes. This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. But not hypothetical is the location of Governmentium deposits found in every state capital and a mother lode in Washington, D.C. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons, but twice as many morons.
The Heaviest Element Known to Science:
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has made a startling discovery in finding the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons,which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can bedetected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction
that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons,forming isodopes. This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. But not hypothetical is the location of Governmentium deposits found in every state capital and a mother lode in Washington, D.C. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons, but twice as many morons.
