Why parents drink!!
Posted: February 4th, 2009, 1:24 pm
Subject: Why parents drink!!
> A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
> bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
>
> Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was
> addressed to "Dad."
>
> With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
> read the letter.
>
> Dear Dad:
>
> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
> elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
> Mom and you.
>
> I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
> But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing,
> tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older
> than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant
>
> Stacy said that we will be very happy.
> She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the
>
> whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
>
> Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really
>
> hurt anyone.
> We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people
>
> that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
>
> In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
>
> that Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
>
> Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
> Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to
> know your grandchildren.
>
> Love, Your Son John
>
> PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
>
> Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a
> report card. That's in my center desk drawer.
>
> I love you.
>
> Call me when it's safe to come home.
> A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
> bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
>
> Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was
> addressed to "Dad."
>
> With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
> read the letter.
>
> Dear Dad:
>
> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
> elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
> Mom and you.
>
> I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
> But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing,
> tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older
> than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant
>
> Stacy said that we will be very happy.
> She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the
>
> whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
>
> Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really
>
> hurt anyone.
> We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people
>
> that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
>
> In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
>
> that Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
>
> Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
> Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to
> know your grandchildren.
>
> Love, Your Son John
>
> PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
>
> Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a
> report card. That's in my center desk drawer.
>
> I love you.
>
> Call me when it's safe to come home.
........and, as I am a dad of a 15 yr old..........VERY TRUE....... 
